What does today’s title mean?

Google search the name. It’s admittingly an awful joke, but it made me chuckle, so it stands.

But yes, welcome to Dead of Summer, your 1-stop emporium for all of your bowling shoe needs.

As we continue to work on various projects I can’t speak of in detail, I don’t have a lot of things to post about.

So…you get…THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW!

• We at Dead of Summer are Bingo Champions, blue-haired ladies be damned.
• Tomorrow night, we’re seeing an early screening of Hot Fuzz. As we’re BIG Shaun of the Dead fans (surprise there, I’m sure), we’ll have our thoughts on the flick on Friday’s post.
• Grindhouse WON’T be split into two flims. We had nothing to do with that. I think.
• A Peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut. It’s actually a legume.
• This MIGHT just be the best image ever on the internet:
  
• I do not own biker shorts like those, but I should.
• August really is a lovely month.

Welp, that’s the facts for now, and your post for Wednesday. Back Friday with more comics, Hot Fuzz thoughts, and what the hell, a coupla’ corn dogs! Be there, or be octangular.