I Am Guitar Hero’s Bitch.

May 23rd, 2007 by Marty

guitar_hero_logo.gifY’know Activision, it was bad enough that you had me by the scrote for the next iteration of Guitar Hero…that being Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks The 80’s hitting this July, featuring this awesome sounding playlist…

“I Wanna Rock” - Twisted Sister
“I Ran (So Far Away)” - A Flock of Seagulls
“Round and Round” - Ratt
“I Want Candy” - Bow Wow Wow
“Metal Health” - Quiet Riot
“Holy Diver” - Dio
“Heat of the Moment” - Asia
“18 and Life” - Skid Row
“Bathroom Wall” - Faster Pussycat
“Lonely is the Night” - Billy Squier
“Nothing But a Good Time” - Poison
“Play With Me” - Extreme
“Shakin’” - Eddie Money
“Synchronicity II” - The Police

….then you bastards JUST HAD to announce the first few songs for Guitar Hero III, hitting basically every system ever this Fall

What are they so far?

Well….

“Paint It Black” - The Rolling Stones
“Cherub Rock” - Smashing Pumpkins
“Sabotage” - Beastie Boys
“The Metal” - Tenacious D
“Knights of Cydonia” - Muse
“Rock And Roll All Nite” - Kiss
“School’s Out” -Alice Cooper
“Slow Ride” - Foghat
“Cult of Personality” - Living Colour
“Barracuda” - Heart
and…the song that will INSURE my purchase….“My Name Is Jonas” - Weezer

….I guess I should just send them the funds now.

2 Responses to “I Am Guitar Hero’s Bitch.”

  1. Adam Y Says:

    Yup. There’s going to be some broken fingers and permanently clawed hands round our way when III comes out.

    Dunno which is best though, Paint it Black or Sabotage.

  2. Ghostfreehood! Says:

    Guitar Hero party in the house!
    I may officially become a hermit.
    If I need help,I will be in denial.
    Don’t be afraid to step it up.

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