What do Vegan Zombies eat? GRAINS, GRAINS!
The delightfully demented line of Teddy Scares will be releasing Tofu: The Vegan Zombie. Be careful though, if you remove his tofu brain according to his story he craves human flesh. This awesome little guy is a 7″ PVC, has 5 points of articulation and is a sign those Teddy Scares’ guys are on to something, success.

It’s not just those cute, little, cudly, and dangerous beasts. Oh no. They are making cartoons now too. Well, atleast this one. Not a bad way to start the animation wagon though. The voice acting here is A list horror. With Hellraiser’s Clive Barker and Exorcist’s Linda Blair you have my undivided attention. As if that’s not enough Teddy Scares will also be releasing a graphic novel written by filmaker Jim Hankins and illustrated by a cast of great horror artists and an intro by Dee Snider. Yes, that’s Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider. Teddy Scares has been growing ever since their birth in 2003. Four years later it doesn’t seem like they are going away anytime soon.