One Man Versus His Sinuses
August 17th, 2007 by MartyHey gang.
Just wanted to pop in and apologize for the lateness of the page for today. I should have the letting finished by 6pm or so, so it’ll be up in time of the weekend.
But I also wanted to explain why I’m one of the more common causes of our delayed pages.
See, way back in my freshman year of high school, May of ‘99, I broke my nose. This caused me to have a deviated septum. I had surgery at the time to prevent issues with the deviated septum, but despite it, I’ve been very susceptible to sinus infections since then, averaging one every month or so.
Some are just a case of the sniffles, some are really bad, and can effect my eyes and throat. Unfortunately, this has been one of the latter.
So if you ever hear of me being sick, don’t worry, I’m not dying or anything…I’ve just got a deviated septum!


August 17th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Wo-ah…Why don’t you tell your readers how that broken nose happened there Marty…Wo-ah Wo-ah…..Wo-ah.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I believe it was a close range softball that accosted him. Nothing like taking it right the face.
tr.v. ac·cost·ed, ac·cost·ing, ac·costs
1. To approach and speak to boldly or aggressively, as with a demand or request.
2. To solicit for sex.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
wow, that’s odd. i too have had my nose broken long ago. in the eighth grade, actually. never had the surgery for it though. got hit in the face with a lead pipe. my nose still leans slightly to the right.
and man, can those sinus headaches be a doozy. I had one a while back felt like somebody broke my nose again.
i feel your pain sir, i feel it.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
How did I break my nose?
Let’s put it this way, never trust a retarded kid to throw a softball half-speed because he’s a few feet away from you.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
My nose has been broken TWICE! once with a misthrown baseball and the other by the palm of a wrestler’s hand. I, too have bad BAD sinus infections. Right now I have a stubborn case of bronchitis that seems to wanna ignore the antibiotics that were sent to beat its ass. So… sorry you’re also sick, bud.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:58 am
well i broke my nose at my high school prom when headbanging to the only rock song they played that whole night… It all started by a bunch of guys headbanging as a group, so i joined in, and this dude got a little too close to me… close enough for me to headbutt him on the back of his head with my nose. lol, I immediately started bleeding. But i do i admit, i did look sexier with blood on my face though, not to mention lookin handsome beforehand
But i looked like shit when it was all swollen later on in the week.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Just a small price to pay for…The METAL!
Nice job soldier.