Jason Bateman Is A Fucking Cock Tease.

December 7th, 2007 by Marty

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Anyone who knows me personally, knows I consider Arrested Development to be a great TV show.

Nay, one of the greatest creations on the face of the Earth ever.

Before I engage in enthusiastic hyperbole about the greatness of this, the greatest of all great TV shows to be consider a great show in the history of greatness, let me get to the point.

Jason Bateman needs to stop making statements like this….

“[During the strike] you’re allowed to write things you’re not being paid to do,” Bateman explained, revealing almost as much as a never-nude. “I’m trying to talk [Hurwitz] into writing the ‘Arrested Development’ movie. And he could be coming around.”

Now if you excuse me, I need to figure out how to walk around with the giant nerd-boner I’m now sporting. Thanks alot, Jerk. Hope you get stuck making another damn Teen Wolf.

One Response to “Jason Bateman Is A Fucking Cock Tease.”

  1. Mandy Says:

    I hope, I hope, I hope!!!

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