SPECIAL VIDEO UPDATE: DoS vs. STEVEN SEGAL’S LIGHTNING BOLT!
January 14th, 2008 by Marty
Ladies and gentlemen, through the magic of iMovie, the internet, a good friend and the US Postal System, we are proud to present our tasting of arguably the greatest drink of all time…Steven Segal’s Lightning Bolt.
Didn’t know that such an action icon had an energy drink of his own? Neither did we, until about a year ago.
From that point forward (and due to amazing taste tests like these), we knew we had to find it.
However, it seemed the typical carriers of the product (7-Eleven and Wal*Mart) ceased to carry the product, due to poor sales. We accepted our defeat.
CUT TO THIS CHRISTMAS, as good friend of Dead of Summer, Mr. Sam Lee, stepped to the plate and ordered a case of ‘Asian Experience’ from STEVEN SEGAL’S OWN WEBSTORE.
And now, thanks to the magic of YouTube, I present…our taste test.
(We apologize greatly for how out of sync the audio/video is…if we do further video updates, we’ll fix that.)
January 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Next phase….cherry territory
January 14th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I’m on board.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Pff. You guys call those beards? A mockery to all beards everywhere, I say.
January 15th, 2008 at 7:03 am
listen here you son of a bitch. how dare you come into my house and insult my beard. my beard has seen and done things yours can only reads about in books. it’s been down and dirty and experienced things no beard should ever go though. it’s kissed the cold and hard steel of the industrial revolution, it’s been enslaved in a p.o.w camp and fought for it’s freedom and the right to be the dirtiest killer by circumstance hero this side of the Mississippi motha trucker. so don’t come in here with your sissy pants momma’s boy attitude and start a war, son. your mouth’s writing checks your ass can’t cash.
so just because it’s keepin’ itself slim and trim right now, it can still kick your ass.
punk. it just doesn’t need to.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I drank my last one today.
Beside my chest hurting afterwards, there is one other pain.
The loss of that delicious berry flavor.
We should get some for Katsucon.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Oh, you think your beard is so lean and mean? My beard doesn’t give two shits about tone. It is a raw strength kind of beard. Calling this beard steel wool would be an insult. Any lesser beard in its presence would be stripped off and devoured to further enhance the strength of my beard. There are grizzled prospectors from the 1850s who have just now realized, through the quantum quake of my beard’s magnificence, that everything they and their embeardened chums have believed to be well and right about their own beards has been nothing more than a cruel joke. I once lost my cat for the better part of a fortnight in the dark, enchanted forest that is this beard. Almost 2 weeks later, he came crawling out, dragging the mauled carcass of a kobold with him as a gift, nay! A sacrifice to my beard.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Holy crap, you guys have selling power. I got Zac and Wiki because you guys recommend it, and now, although I don’t think I’ll bother, I feel like I should call 866 ltngbaconlettucetomato and order some energy drink.
Maybe you guys should start whoring yourselves out as spokesmodels.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Ha! Thanks for the kind words, Scott.
If anything, I think Nick and I would gladly shill the hell out of any/everything presented to us, especially if the price was right (i.e. anything more than zero).
Now the real question is…have you bought DEAD OF SUMMER BOOK ONE, AVAILABLE NOW IN OUR STORE? haha
January 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
…i can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
To Vicissitude…
Your Tall Tale beard sounds magnificent.
I hope to one day meet it…and spit in it’s face.
I challenge you to a steel beard cage match.
We’ll see if I can’t knock you down to size.
Your nothing but a Fable. Something I use to put kiddies to sleep.
Not to mention me.
ZZZzzz….
January 21st, 2008 at 9:25 am
Oh, there shall be a reckoning, Nick. Under the next full moon in the heart and mind of our nation, we shall have a duel of the beard. 2 beards enter, one beard leaves.