There are dorky things and then there are DORKY things. Coming in at at least a notch or two cooler than self-insertion furry Star Trek fanfiction is a love of Dragonball Z. I shouldn’t like it, I know. It’s sort of like getting caught punching a baby in the face, and then having to try and explain exactly why you really aren’t one of ‘those people’ because you have a perfectly good explanation why you just did that. It wasn’t just a baby, it was Bebe, and he’d have destroyed everything if you hadn’t shown him your power level was greater than his.

People like me now have something new to hide. Dragonball Online is going to be a reality, hitting Korea later this year, Japan in early 2009, and if they know what’s good for them, the US shortly after that. If I have anything to say about it, I’ll be going Super Saiyan all over this mutha sooner than later. Below is the official trailer released just last week.

Oh, and since the music in that trailer was shitty, here’s a Spanish Dragonball Rap video by Porta. It’s fucking awesome.