It’s unlikely for my family not to get together but for some reason, it seems like they are sitting Easter out this year. Usually they need little to no reason to cook mounds of delicious food and do their usual routines. Oh well. Works for me. The less fictional American icons to celebrate, the better I guess. Especially the cute little ones that promote obesity and seem to be immortal. Or maybe it’s the cotton tail that the Pilgrims slaughtered innocents for throughout the expansion? Hmm. Anyway, that picture above does a great job of creeping me out.

For those unfamiliar with Patton Oswalt, the man is freaking hilarious. Trust me, he’s good people. For the holiday, I figured I’d post his skit about the Paas Dynasty. It’s fucking brilliant. This is your chance to hear about Hookers and glittery eggs coming from David Bowie’s ass. Well, that and a comedic wrap up of Paas history of course. Enjoy.

Happy egg hunting and chocolate stuffing your face day, everyone. Also let’s not forget to give thanks. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!