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Something you can sink your teeth into.

June 5th, 2008 by Ghostfreehood!

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I finally got around to seeing Teeth last night. I had to pee for the last 15 minutes of the film and due to watching it with a large group of folks, I just held it in to the end. I didn’t want to make them pause it. Not to mention it took 45 minutes to convince my parts it was ok to stop hiding behind my sternum. Damn that movie is an awesome and horrible frightfest of deranged torment. While I was going wee I couldn’t look down. Teeth is such a traumatizing movie that I am daring everyone who has not yet scene it to watch it asap. BE WARNED! This flick will render you powerless and ill. It shocks you. It makes you laugh a great deal but it makes you pay the price. Oh…it’s sooo worth it though.

It’s released was limited which makes it such a worthy rental or random purchase. Fido and Black Sheep are the films this one will be on the shelf with. There are many, many innuendos hidden in the background of Teeth but it works out to done well. If you don’t know what Teeth is all about, it’s about Vagina Dentata. That’s all I can really say. For more click HERE or watch the trailer. I don’t want to go into it because I’m still scared from it. Basically it’s the most skewed movie about Rogue from the X-Men ever.

I double dare you. Gather a bunch of your friends and watch it with them. It’s quite the experience.

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6 Responses to “Something you can sink your teeth into.”

  1. Noc Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    I own this film. It is worth whatever price must be paid. The sound effects are the best part, I think.

  2. Ghostfreehood! Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    I plan on buying it very soon.
    I need to check into a special edition.

  3. Caf-Fiends Kevin Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    I netflixed this one the week it came out. It’s definitely a flick to watch in a group. Personally i think the scene in “Grim Prairie tales” where the guy is sucked into a girls cooter was more disturbing, but the sound effects in this one are great. Oh, from what I can tell the is presently no Special Edition.

  4. Onezumi Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  5. Ghostfreehood! Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Yeah, that about sums it up.

    …as far as the dvd goes, I think I’m going to wait a few months or until I hear otherwise. Or, if it’s in the Blockbuster 3 for 20 deal it’s going to be instantly purchased. That deal has done wonders for my home library. I bought Diary of the Dead new when it came out but I think the past 20 or so films I’ve gotten before Diary, have been used from Blockbuster.

    It’s groovy.

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