While I was work today someone brought up Giggle cookies. Not really remembering what exactly they were, nostalgia set in and I had to look it up. Holy Demented Evil Children Batman! Looks like these cookies came with Smilex creme filing. These evil little possessed firecrackers scare the shit out me. I don’t really remember these cookies and I don’t want to.

There are two films that still give me the willies at this age. Night of the Living Dead and The Exorcist. These commercials rank close with these films. It could be that innocence is far from me when it comes to giggling children but…wait, no. That’s not it. These kids are evil and so are those cookies. No wonder they are no longer on the shelves of the local grocer.

Milk and cookies kept you awake, eh Sabastian?