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Underworld 3. I’ll talk myself into seeing it.

October 24th, 2008 by Ghostfreehood!

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Man, Kate Beckinsale looks great in this movie. I am so happy to see her back kicking werewolf ass! What? That’s not her reprising her role as Selene? Oh. Are you sure?

Yup. That’s Rhona Mitra. She plays “Sonja” not Selene. Sonja is Viktor’s daughter.

Aw snap! I didn’t know Viktor had a daughter. You’d think by a third movie we’d know that as a movie goer. Well does she still kick lycan ass?

No. Well she might but I do know that her and Lucian fall in love and have a hybrid lycan-vampire love child and try to flee from her father’s arranged marriage to Marcus’s son Nikolas.

I thought Underworld 3 was about Werewolves kicking ass? That’s what the title of the film sounds like. Oh well. I guess without Selene in this movie, atleast Kraven isn’t around to be a vile piece of filth. He’s so trashy.

No, he’s there too. He might even have a chick that is jealous of Sonja around too.

Damn, well what is there to see in this movie? There has to be redemption somewhere. This just sounds like a weird remake of the first 2 movies.

Well Raze is in it. He’s the powerful Lycan from Africa that Lucian recruited in the 14th century while the European vampire-werewolf war spilled into Africa.

OH RAZE IS AWESOME! OK. I am in. Raze will kick ass and lead the Lycans to victory. That’s it!

What?

Underworld 3: Raze Destroys All. That’s my new title for this movie. Hail Raze!

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Click Raze to check out the trailer for Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans

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4 Responses to “Underworld 3. I’ll talk myself into seeing it.”

  1. Darren J. Gendron Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Underworld III: Yeah, we still have girls in corsets.

  2. Kevin Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    O_O girls in corsets?! this movie’s awesome!!!

  3. Ghostfreehood! Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Hm, yes. Corsets. I do say they’re quite the spectacle, olde fellows.

  4. Katie Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I’m really looking forward to the new movie coming out next week. I know it’s really a prequel to the other movies, but it’s a different cast and some old favourites too. The poster and photos I’ve seen do look very promising. I hope it isn’t going to dissapoint like so many sequel/prequels do.
    http://www.walrusfilms.com/movies/underworld-rise-of-the-lycans.html

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